Boyfriend cross-dressing, uses vibrator – kinky or gay?

An excerpt from “Lessons in Lovemaking: The Novel”  – available on Amazon here.

He whispers, “Panties off. Now.”

I shimmy off the thong. Jalen watches the panties— not me— the panties. Just when I lean in for a kiss, he takes my thong and walks away. Then he disappears into the bathroom. Maybe he’s off to play Sniff-and-Get-Stiff with my thong. I don’t mind, it saves me the trouble of giving him a hand job. I just don’t have the arms for it.

When he doesn’t return after 10 minutes, I check on him. Lo and behold, I see my thong— not on the floor, not on the sink counter, but on Jalen. He’s wearing my panties! Hold the phone, hold the mayo, what just happened?

Jalen sees me and says, “I can explain. I put it on ‘cause it’s like I have your pussy on me all the time. I can smell you on me, even if I’m not inside you.”

Well, cut off his tongue so I can pawn that fine silver. If that isn’t a silver tongue, I don’t know what is.

What’s wrong with me? I’m turned on by a man in panties. His boner is practically popping out of the tiny thong like a bird bursting out of a cuckoo clock. I offer to get him hard. Sex Rule Number 20: Stroke that wood, you’ll get it good.

But he says he can handle it himself. Jalen tells me to wait on the bed.

He never comes back, Jalen is still in the bathroom. What is he up to? I sneak up on him on my tippy toes.

Surprise, surprise. He’s playing with himself. But that’s not the surprise, this is: he’s not using his hand to jerk off, he’s using my dildo. No kidding. When he said he didn’t need a hand, he really didn’t because he prefers a dildo— a prosthetic penis with more veins than Madonna on steroids.

I couldn’t stop watching the sword fight between a plastic penis and a real one. I watch in awe as Jalen presses the vibrator to his manhood and runs it up his length like a naughty metal detector at the airport scan.

Hey, whatever tickles your pickle. And tickle, it did— Jalen is shuddering in pleasure. But it gets better. Now he’s moving the dildo behind him toward his butt.

I’m so entranced by the prospect of a dildo in his rear entrance that I let out a little whimper. When Jalen catches me, he tries to play it cool and says, “I just need batteries for my, uh, nose trimmer.”

To be continued…

For more Rules of Sex and entertaining sex stories, read “Lessons in Lovemaking” – available on Amazon here.

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3 thoughts on “Boyfriend cross-dressing, uses vibrator – kinky or gay?

  1. writingthebody says:

    Some dominatrixes use this method to make their slaves ejaculate at the end – most of them just tell you to do it yourself, but some do it like that so they do not have to get involved in the gooey business….it works ok.

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